Thursday, December 11, 2008

haute couture

Hello everybody!

Did you miss me? Not only was I celebrating my birthday,

I was also busy being at the forefront of New Yorks haute couture fashion scene!!

firstly, my birthday speech. I appreciate and love all the important people in my life,

especially those who helped mould and shape me, you have made me what I am today.

Of course I am talking about not only my parents, but my plastic surgeons, for they have

moulded and shaped me the most.


I am also very angry at some jealous mad forummers who said that my bay-bay dress was ugly.
*rolls eyes* * tilts head* and *flips hair*.

How dare you mock my immaculate taste in fashion?
Excuse me? Its an original BAY-BAY dress, and i did not get it from ebay at $40! Its a lie! You all are just jealous! Spreading wicked rumours about a godly woman? Shame on you all!!

poor Elphaba... I feel you :/

As i was saying..... sigh, it is such hard work being at the forefront of new yorks fashion trends!!

And after all my surgeries, i managed to appear on the front cover of Rogue magazine!

teehee! the Godly will always prevail!!

clap -banging and kissing my way to the top fashion magazines,

xoxo, dawn wayang.


Saturday, November 22, 2008

the hottest blogger has a new banner!

Teehee everybody!!

As my beloved fans can see,
I have once again replaced my banner!!

I have also taken down my old site

Because you have discovered the lies and self praise inside!

This time I have decided to make my own banner for my clapbangkiss site,
one more hideous and air-headed than ever before!

Of course, what you peasants think of my banner is very important,
which is why I lurk around in gossip galore reading every single thing you say about it!!

I will also try to use the most non - sequitur words so that it cannot be vandalized by my jealous detractors!!

Although I felt that does not describe my likes and hobbies at all!

therefore, as her alter ego, I felt that I should come up with a more accurate banner which describes me best!!


The world in my panties. Suck .Lick . Spread. Sleaze*

Sunday, November 16, 2008

teehee everybody!!

did you miss me??

As you all know, my alter ego's blog can no longer be accessed by clicking on

this is because I am secretly setting up a better, nicer site in preparation of my
smashing comeback into the entertainment scene the moment I get back from new york!!

here its is!!

I am dawn yang - sweet, cool, sassy, sexy...


whats inside my ultra secret blog?
More self praise and lies of course!!

Dawn Yang burst onto the internet scene in 2005, when she was crowned Singapore’s Hottest Blogger” by netizens, followed up with a frontpage feature story in the New Paper. Subsequently her blog (where she went by the catchy alias Clapbangkiss) gained widespread popularity not only locally but in the region as well. Dawn’s unique & stylish blogging style, whimsical yet down-to-earth musings about daily life, her worldwide travels, exciting events, touching introspections on love, and captivating collections of photos, has since earned her a huge following of fans.

Today, Dawn is one of the most well-known “celebrity” bloggers in Singapore. Her blog amasses a readership of up to 20 000 daily, with readers hailing from all corners of the globe, including the United States, Australia and Hong Kong. As such, Dawn receives a constant stream of advertisers and endorsements. Besides having been a “Mandarin Cool” campaign spokesperson, Dawn writes weekly as the longest running Star Blogger for The Straits Times web portal STOMP, with several of her articles being printed in the newspapers. She has also been featured in countless other papers, as well as publications like 8Days, Her World, Cleo and FHM to name a few.

In an extraordinary first-ever feat for an online personality, Dawn was voted “Babe of the Year” by New Paper readers in their annual Flame Awards, edging out other well-known models and actresses. She constantly makes it to the top rankings of FHM and Maxim’s annual list of hottest women in the world. Dawn very nearly became a radio DJ with hit station 98.7fm, but withdrew from the job due to certain timing conflicts. She had a short stint in Taiwan, where she appeared in numerous variety tv programmes, game shows and honed her acting/presenting skills. Dawn was originally set to finish her double business and communications degree at the University of Southern California, then deferred her studies to further her interests in the media line. She has since transferred to New York University and looks forward to completing her final year there sometime soon. In the meanwhile besides primarily blogging, Dawn Yang also does modelling, hosting, acting, and is exploring other online projects.

Other things that you might be interested to know…
Religion Christian. Attends New Creation Church.

Schools Singapore Chinese Girls’ School, Raffles Junior College, Singapore Management University, Marymount College (scholarship), New York University

Family Members Father , Mother , younger sister

Interests Music. Travelling the world. Adventures. Reading. Films. Food & dining. Poetry. Charities. Racing & go-karting. Photography. Design. Fashion. Carefree dancing. Card games, boardgames, mahjong. Theme parks. Theme parties. Mysteries, conspiracies & the paranormal. Nostalgia. Gorgeous beaches. Twinkling big city lights. Warm golden sunsets. Dewy morning air. Cooking. Sweet & simple love.

Favorite Colour White

Favorite Season Fall

Favorite Food All Asian types, anything with spicy sambal, burgers, pasta, pizza. Absolutely loves desserts, cakes & pastries.

Favorite Music Jazz, bossanova, pop, rock, electro, R&B, soul.

Favorite Sports netball, swimming, tennis, ice-skating, F1

Favorite Movies fight club | eternal sunshine of the spotless mind | romeo & juliet| Amelie | my best friend’s wedding | pulp fiction | the godfather | scarface | kill bill | forest gump| taxi | great expectations | virgin suicides | snatch | memento | zoolander | vanilla sky | love me if you dare | infernal affairs | run lola run| tempting heart | my sassy girl | life is beautiful | scent of a woman | blow | meet joe black | lost in translation | goodbye lenin | serendepity | closer | in the mood for love | pi | oldboy | sympathy for lady vengenance | il mare | city of god | thank you for smoking | Across the Universe| 300 | Priceless|


As her alter ego I too, have decided to revamp my new look and face the world with my lies!!

Will my new banner help me attract more dirty old rich men?


Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Fan submitted game- Kick the Dong!

Teehee! Give me a chance to zhao geng by playing this game! kick me hard enough and i shall show you my panties!!

Make a game | Share | Free games |

Whack-A dong , by luffiecloud

Monday, October 27, 2008

more multiple accounts and i am secretly racist! teehee!




Being as white as Michael Jackson has been my lifelong quest.
It is very important to me because not only does it make you look virginal and pure,but being fairer than everybody means that
you are higher class than them!


Racist? me? I don't think so! Teehee! How can an innocent Christian girl like me be secretly racist?


-Snippets from Starblog-

This happened to still be in my bag. Apparently I'm a dirty girl who does not clean out her bags properly lol ;)

I do not clean out between my legs either!!

teehee! But that is not all that's in my bag!!



What nickname would be suitable for a classy girl like me?
hmmm.... *tilts head* Teehee!!
I know!!

And the first thing I shall write about is how xiaxue is trying to look like me!
hmph! How dare she!

But Oh no!! How could I be so stupid!
my IP address shows that im in NYC!! []

they found out ive been sneaking around in DWY's Cbox and forums too !!

What should I do now? Im running out of ideas for nicknames!
I shall pretend to speak like an ah lian! Because they would never expect such a classy princess like me to have such a lousy command of english!! Teehee!!

Looks like the people at GG are not as bimbotic as I thought!
Now I can't post as Fendi in gossipgalore anymore!!

But wait! I have MORE accounts.. this time... in...

It is only for high class good christian girls like me!

Now all i need is a name befitting of my status....



I need more nosejobs!!
In fact, I went to NYC not to study, but to get a better nose!
People have been telling me that my nose has gone out of shape and slanted to one side!
And i MUST fix it!
Sigh... being perfect is such hard work...


Before interning at NYU, I have to double check if there are any good plastic surgrons nearby in case of emergencies!! teehee!

Because One nose job is not nearly enough!!

And of course... No princess is complete without going to etiquette school!! Where they will teach me to sit with my legs closed! teehee!

Of course, because the people at The Purse Forum believe that I am a sweet, kind hearted princess, I absolutely MUST create ANOTHER account just for bashing!

what? only one post?

There's more of course!!


No one will check and see that that blogger account is empty!

Sound familiar?
These are the same things I said using deliriouschic and xoxodoll!!

you can see them HERE


Everyone who is prettier than me must be FAKE and PLASTIC too!!
Xiaxue looks good in pictures because she photoshops it to look like ME ME ME!!
Who cares if im a phoney, and that these girls can't copy me because i am a fake myself ?

I am the best, and most beautiful of them all!!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Help me Wayang!!

Teehee everybody!!
I am totally wasted and therefore, have a brain block!
I have decided to amend my whorish ways ( for awhile,) because here in New York, the rich old men seem to steer clear from me! maybe I need to up my sex appeal and go out without a bra more often! Teehee!!

Some of my readers have come to me for relationship advice, so Dawn wayang now has a "Help me Wayang!" column, Where all you peasants can send in your woes!! Teehee!!


Dear Wayang,
I have started to date someone. She is however a bumpkin. Let me explain

Windy Chen Ying Ying is the typical HDB heartlander who grew up in a usual kampong household with good diligent, honest parents and a brother who unfortunately were dealt a bad hand by fate. Windy however was blessed - she was born with a good brain. Having scoring a high score for her PSLE, she became a Mensa member and now is a writer with more than 20 000 readers everyday. Windy is witty, holds a good conversation and is very fascinating. I enjoy her company extremely one-on-one.

However, Windy cannot escape her roots. You can take the heartlander out of an HDB but you can't take the HDB out of a heartlander. There will always be a rough edge to her. Although I enjoy her company greatly one-on-one, Windy could not associate well with my friends. She is uncomfortable at our socialite parties, and finds it hard to be herself at our gatherings. Windy speaks with a Singaporean accent with Singlish. She curses and swears every ten minutes or so, It is also apparent that she will never truly get along with my parents.

My parents prefer me to date Dolly Yong, a blue-blood like me. Coming from a wealthy family, Dolly is chic, pretty, has a good sense of fashion (although they are all white, a colour that I despise) and moves in the right circles. She is however quite dense and delirious at times, although her social charm conceals this up adequate enough. Like many affluent kids, she attended NYU and does not need to work. She revels all the time, fly around with friends like her; Jonathan fits my social circle like a wig on my bald head - however whenever I am with her, it all feels rather artificial. I don't find her interesting, being exactly like the girls that always threw themselves at me. What was worse that I suspect she had some surgery done to her face and that there are a lot of nasty rumours circling round the duke board, such as having multiple abortions. I also did not like the fact that she was so chummy with other men.

My aunt Marissa advised me to choose Dolly. She said that it does not matter about the rumours or the surgery. She's pretty and rich, and thus, could fit it in my social circles and that was what truly matters. Aunt Marissa strongly disliked Windy and called her a Chao Ah Huay and a dwarf. Aunt Marissa threatens to ignore me and my parents wants to sever all ties with me if I were to date Dolly.

I am in such a dilemma. Windy or Dolly? Should I be with a loud-spoken girl who always never fails to make my day yet a kampong girl? Or should I be with the princess who fits well with my friends but an irritating lasso? Should I choose my happiness or my family?
Dawn Wayang Blodgers, please help me choose!
p.s. this is not plagarism.