Monday, August 4, 2008

Teehee!

Hello my fans!
Not to worry i am still around!!
I havent been sued by my alter ego yet!
teehee!!


Anyway,
i totally went to singfest ,
and i wore my best white dress and heels!

Because sitting with the commoners is so not my thing
*flips extensions*

Of course i had a VIP seat!

teehee!!

And those stupid game people promoting the wii like,
totally tried to hook up with me!
"Who needs to watch the rockband when i can play Wii?"
teehee!!

NEW ADVERTORIALS!!


Im the new mascot for NBA!
of course... i had to spread to get in, but who cares? My deluded fans still love me!
teehee!!






And who says i have never appeared in movies?







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fan art!! (get ready for a mega update soon! teehee!)

To the tune of (i believe i can fly)


Wayang Version

I used to think that I could swindle on

And life was nothing but rich old men

But now my dirty panties are exposed

Because its hard for my legs to close....

If I can fake it, then I can do it

If I just deny it, there's nothing to it

I believe I can whore

I believe I can plagarise

I lie about it every night and day

Spread my legs and suck away

I believe I can con

I see me running for plastic surgery

I believe I can whore

I believe I can whore

I believe I can whore

See I was on the verge of disfigurement

I never knew people could be so smart

There are miracles in life I must say

It took them so long to discover it

Oh

If I can see it, then I can be it
If I just believe it, there's nothing to it

Hey, cuz I deem I'm dutch and Thai

If I can fake it, then I can do it

If I just deny it, there's nothing to it

Hey, if I just spread my legs

I can whore

I can whore

I can whore, hey

If I just spread my legs

I can whore......


- by anonymous, edits by dawn wayang


till the next time...

Blessed Tuesday~...*!!
teehee!!

23 comments:

fiofio said...

omg haahahaha the song is priceless
soo funny!!!
teehee :D

keep updating wayang~ : )

I believe I can whore

I believe I can plagarise

I lie about it every night and day

Spread my legs and suck away

May Zhee said...

OH MY GOD HAHAHAHAHAHA I LAUGH UNTIL WANT TO DIE ALREADY CAN??? HAHAHAHAHA I believe I can whore~ I love you Dawn Wayang!!

Anonymous said...

stewwwpig..haha

Anonymous said...

FUCKING FUNNZY CAN!!!

hahaha im at spinelli and laughing away like siao char bor...

thanks man! *salutes*

Anonymous said...

F* HILARIOUS!!!!

ROBOCORPSE & I BELIEVE I CAN WHORE bit.. How'd u think of that?

Kudos~

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA!!

This entry makes me crack up the MOST!! The robocorpse is superr hilarious!

U got talent, dawn wayang! Keep the entries going!! :)

rumiko kato said...

'i believe i can whore LOL'

demmit this is too funny ahahahahahaha
*salute

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHA Thank you for this entry!

Anonymous said...

LOL! Your constant teehee-ing makes everything funnier.

dawnyucks said...

ooo i love your rendition of that song! totally COOL!

Anonymous said...

this is a wonderful post. is there anything like this? i love it. thank you dawn wayang!

Mandy

Anonymous said...

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHA so funny la!!!

Anonymous said...

How long r u gonna update?

Anonymous said...

this made my day!

Anonymous said...

omgzzzzzzz don't you think it's such an irony that this is on dawn yang's blog since like one million years ago

All text and image files, and other content on this website is the property of the Dawn Yang and protected by copyright. Copyrights and other proprietary rights in the content on this website may also be owned by individuals and entities other than, and in addition to, Dawn Yang. Dawn Yang expressly prohibits the copying of any protected materials on this website.

and she goes around ripping others work and claims that she doesn't know?

haiz

SO SAD FOR HER

Miao said...

Lol.

Anonymous said...

her latest entry's comment on singapore is so similar to jamie yeo's blog some time back that was also published on papers.

Nadeshiko Yuiki said...

Update please!! Lols. Its been weeks since ur last post :(

Anonymous said...

Update more leh... and also abt that 'siao lang' ML person.

Tell us who the tell this deluded person is!

Is it DY herself or XX? is this whole hoo-haa a publicity stunt(coordinated by XX and DY) since there isn't any ACTUAL lawsuit?

I wanna see a real lawsuit! i wanna know how a person who has chinese(-looking) parents can call herself Eurasian!

I believe it all to be fake unless there is a lawsuit brought into the public eye, otherwise, it is just 2 act-chio-buay-chio bloggers trying to make themselves more famous(or rather, infamous).

Anonymous said...

http://ian.onthereddot.com/2008/07/29/dawn-yang-new-look/

Anonymous said...

ROBOCORPSE is FUKING FUNNY CAN!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH my god... that was a master piece!! u should actually send her the robocorpse for her new head icon!! AHAHAH

Anonymous said...

I Believe I can Whore.

HAHAHHAAHHA.

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