Thursday, September 4, 2008

Presenting....



The royal highness, usurper of idiocy,

MELISSA LAM of COZYCOT!!


I believe that my fellow princesses of the royal princess council deserve recognition!

So , i am hereby passing the royal crown of Dong-ness to him!!

for awhile of course! An attention whore like me would never relinquish my crown!!

EVER!!!



*prepare a paperbag for puking*
You have be warned. now proceed.






* All words and text quoted by himself. sorry. i meant herself.*

teehee!!


128 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahahah omg omg the video is hilarious!! HILARIOUS!! I recognise a lot of people esp among the girls!! the poor ladies who did nothing wrong but pose with the fugly calvin cheng also kena.. fuck man hahahaa

so lord miked is the fat hideous brother who is a big fat bookie?! oh man!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

whooho...CC must be so flatterd to have this done specially for him! HIs dream has come true, at last, some limelight, some recognition for his thoughts, his words :) Too bad he has to pose as a woman to get some attention though. Sigh..the princess council my foot lah, all the same,attention seekers and losers.

Anonymous said...

erm.. why is xx's photo in the starting frame?

Anonymous said...

http://profiles.friendster.com/6422472

This is the ugly shit?! He's even uglier than Calvin Cheng!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

all the women posing beside princess calvin are at least 1 to 2 heads taller than him. how tall is that midget? 160cm??

Anonymous said...

"i really take offense to people calling me a guy"??!!!

seriously wtf man!

Anonymous said...

Daniel Cheng posed under his HDB block of flat. Living princess indeed. That must be Clementi!!!!

how did the sons of two nobodies get so deluded that they think they're royals? it's time for them to make a trip to IMH.

And who's a bookie???

Anonymous said...

I enjoyed looking at the pretty girls. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

Oh And was that Mikhail Gorbochev?

Anonymous said...

OH GWAD THAT WAS THE FUCKING FUNNIEST SHIT!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA SO OWNED!!!!

Anonymous said...

This video is made of win!

Anonymous said...

FAT FACE FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

fuckin funny.

Anonymous said...

It's just the guy and many girls. What's so funny?

Anonymous said...

I love the song. It is 'Straight Lines' by silverchair. HAHAHA!!!

Dawn Wayang is so witty. The lyrics 'I'm a sex change
And a damsel with no heroine'


HAHAHA!!!

Anonymous said...

Ohhh what a lovely day to wake up to. The princess council is made up of these 3 fat and short ugly male specimens who live in the heartlands??!

Anonymous said...

I told you all that the 2 peasant brothers reside in the Clementi heartlands, didn't I? And that his brother Daniel Cheng is even uglier, fatter and shorter than him! How shameless! Few are more peasantry in parentage and background than them, yet he's got the cheek to claim he's part of Forbes and call others peasants.

Delusions are a trademark of the brothers. The bookie too, has a reputation for thinking that he's terribly clever and consistently trumpets about being from RI back in 1994, but you know what?! He ended up dropping out of a local university! Haha!

Daniel Cheng would peer down from Zouk members bar and call the people without seats on the dancefloor peasants way back in 2003. So his brother is now discovered to have the same high society delusions.

I vouched for my information and all have stood the test of revelations. Haha! Of course I have more. ^_^

Can't believe that they collectively have the cheek to claim they are Forbes elites, PSC scholar and good looking. Hello IMH, Cheng brothers, have you 3 met? Psychiatric care in Singapore is subsidised by our good government at IMH. Why haven't Mr and Mrs Cheng brought them for treatment?? :(

Anon September 4, 2008 8:48 AM The bookie in question is Daniel Cheng. There's more good shit. And i'm waiting for my mood to turn foul enough one day to bring justice to those deceived by him financially right at the establishment. Right now, only my overly soft heart's in the way of his reckoning!

Part II coming. To be continued.

Anonymous said...

The lulz, they keep comming!

Anonymous said...

What you said has got me thinking. Is it possible that the brother is behind everything and that CC is not involved??

Anonymous said...

September 4, 2008 9:03 PM, I don't know the proportion of either of their culpability. Delusional tendencies are usually genetically rooted anyway. But the pieces fit. The hi-soc and intellectual delusions are compatible with what I knew of the other.

Anonymous said...

hi-soc = high society

Anonymous said...

Shifting the blame like DY. No wonder CC and DY get along.

Anonymous said...

DC has no link with DY or Looque so why the fuck would he even do a ML? DC might be on their side as a support for his princess brother but that's it.

Anonymous said...

September 4, 2008 9:35 PM, wasn't it dawn wayang who exposed the 3 of them?? DW is really good. DW salute man!

Anonymous said...

DW expose DC as the lord micheal. Rewatch it 10 times more Noel.

Anonymous said...

Sibling are real useful. When I do murder someone you know what I'll do. *wink wink

Anonymous said...

Where did Lord Michael act?? Why is he lord?? When he's sitting on his toilet bowl? Lord of the anal ring.

Anonymous said...

ML's brother also has an accomplice in Australia, whose forehead takes up 70% of her face. Her sister works in E&Y Singapore.

Knowing that I know what I know, she took my facebook information and photos, and went around PM-ing people involved in forum spats and claiming to them that the person they quarrelled with is me. She's really stupid, since information not set private in Facebook is meant for public domain anyway.

I've reported her to the SPF and her information and photos are in their records now. The SPF officers are my spouse's friends and they remarked "haha super boliao. This person jobless?".

Once my mood turns foul enough, I'll bring justice to the conned companies and poor innocent folks deceived.

Anonymous said...

September 4, 2008 9:37 PM noel, how you know that he doesn't like to poke his fat nose into their business? moreover he's jobless right, as clementi anon says. he got a lot of free time to participate in the puisai princess council.

Anonymous said...

September 4, 2008 10:00 PM, the female Aussie accomplice is jobless. ML/princess calvin's brother isn't. Not if you define having a job in the loosest way.

This is such a lovely week of leave for me. I'm going back to lie down under my duvet.

Anonymous said...

Huh why got australia girl now? Got anything to do with CC and DY?

Anonymous said...

September 4, 2008 10:07 PM, aiyo read what I said properly lah. I didn't say she's part of the puisai princess council. she could be for all I know, but I haven't found that out. She's ML's brother's accomplice. Collusion is not defined by one specific job scope.

The video is addictive. I keep replaying it haha! I recognise a female friend posing with ML and she's real hi-soc. Became wannabe cos mix with so many rich people ah? Like go RI and think you're one of the top top top there lah? =D Same same lah.

Anonymous said...

Who is this? Dawn ar? What are you talking about? No head no tail.

please-answer-me said...

Where did this Lord Michael act/post? He wrote in cozycot, princess calvin's blog or here??

Anonymous said...

At princess calvin's blog but maybe princess calvin deleted liao. But hor I think it that fat dog post one not DC.

Anonymous said...

September 4, 2008 10:32 PM: what did the posts say?? share share share!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

sounds like he ask for it for telling his aust sidekick to piss you off. i pray for anyone on your bad side though but yah at least you have kind heart lah

Anonymous said...

Something about knowing the ip of the maker of the mliscc blog.

Very stupid, like something Noel would post.

Anonymous said...

dawn wayang is a deity i swear. he really knows how to ferret and know his stuff. DY and XX had so many common friends for the double agents to be so rampant. you can tell from the clubbing pics in the past. DW's informers must be inside Princess Calvin's circle. And words get around cos PEOPLE LIKE TO TALK. Never shit in your own backyard!!!!!

princess calvin's friends disapprove of his actions thats why they sell him out to DW.

Why do you all think that DW is xiaxue???? I'm sorry XX but I think DW is much more resourceful than you

Anonymous said...

obviously either noel or the bro would know princess calvin's blog IP what. whats the big deal? only if he know dawn wayang blog then ish big deal. kakakaka!!!

DW is a genius.

Anonymous said...

princess calvin has said many times he knows DW and dyvsxx's identity and intend to sue him. or get him in some way. so worried for DW. DW you better get restraining order.

Anonymous said...

XX is the peasant queen leh how the hell would she know all the inside thing lah? Maybe is his own staff sell out. By now fat dog must be damm sick of his job maybe is him leh? Act like very happy working for his boss but curse under his breath.

Anonymous said...

Princess Calvin need to get his fat dog rabies shots! He must have caught the madness!

Anonymous said...

i think we all can agree the person we pity most is royal dog. CC is more pitiful but we show him less sympathy cos of his self denial.

royal dog was hired as a 'normal' employee. never did he dream his job would include trolling in blog and getting curse and scolded. next time he put in his resume under IT knowledge: achievement include trolling and scolding people on the net for my princess boss.

archelli u think abt it, he's quite poor thing lor. damn pathetic leh.

Anonymous said...

Awwwwww sho poor thing fatty fat fat doggie!!

Anonymous said...

who is Lucifer's child? Is it Noel or DC or someone else?

Anonymous said...

Lucifer's child is DY you no read the exterminators comments?

Anonymous said...

How's the fatty doing today? Has the fat dog taken his lunch? Got upsize your meal? I so concern for you leh. So touching hor, got make you feel like touching your 1/4 inch dick anot?

Anonymous said...

Best video ever!

Anonymous said...

Prove prove we wanna see prove! anyone can talk and make videos and claim shit. Haha. Resourceful my backside!

Anonymous said...

Fat dog spotted!

Anonymous said...

DW is just an internet nobody while ml is an "elite". Since DW is wrong, then why brother so much? Contradictory dog.

Anonymous said...

hello DC, princess calvin's fat brother has indeed been trolling and peeking into this site. I do know him as well but my information isn't as far back as clementi's till 2003..I got his current shit in other words KUA KUA he is HERE!!! And he definitely supports Dawn Yang.

Anonymous said...

Dawn Yang got give DC benefits before or not?

Anonymous said...

DY better give everyone who help her benefits as they all are fighting a loosing battle.

Anonymous said...

People who spell losing as loosing are losers who probably spell it as 'loosers'.

Anonymous said...

Fat dog spotted!

Anonymous said...

Stupid fat dog can't outsmart anonymous so he attacks typos.

Anonymous said...

yes indeed dawn is very special coz wen she passes we can just chuck her into the recycling bin!!
Christians r not meant 2 have sex until they r married, then y did sexually confused princess say "i am pround of her. a girl should be good at sex". stop contradicting urself loser!!

Anonymous said...

Say other loser wen ownself bigger uglier n fatter.

Anonymous said...

FAT DOG DIAM DIAM RAH!

bubu said...

dawn yang, fat dog noel, n that potato r all losers n loosers!!!
haha!!!

Anonymous said...

found this on melissalam blog

Miss L said...
Lady Melissa, I am sorry for breaking your rules but I feel I want to answer Artspraken. I have been a passive reader of dis blog and go to dawnwayang occasionally becos I work in the evenings most of the time and have nothing to do in afternoons since most of my frens r wrking.

I am one of the girls in the 'video' which are pics on Mr. C's facebook that all his frens can see.

I told Mr.C about this today and he said he finds it funny. I don't find it funny but the real life Mr C. is eccentric (crazy). So I don't think he won't do anything cos he doesn't seem to care. He is a bit arrogant like dat and only cares about his bizness and being playing around w the models.

I didnt post this on the dawnwayang website cos they will juz accuse me of being dawn or Mr C's friend or whatever but I hope Lady melissa can leave this comment here. I also dont believe Mr. C is Lady Melissa cos there is no proof. Also the real Mr.C is more likely spending his time trying to bed a new model when he is not doing his biz, i cannot imagine him behind a computer doing dis.

- Miss L

Anonymous said...

(I have been a passive reader of dis blog and go to dawnwayang occasionally becos I work in the evenings most of the time and have nothing to do in afternoons since most of my frens r wrking.)
** work at night only ~~~~ haha, erm, not hard to guess leh.

(I also dont believe Mr. C is Lady Melissa cos there is no proof.)
** how about believing it is her coz there is no proof to show it isnt either? another lamer.

(Also the real Mr.C is more likely spending his time trying to bed a new model when he is not doing his biz, i cannot imagine him behind a computer doing dis.)
** he has a korean gf, over alridi? his troll told us his gf very priti, so no reason to f*ck DY. oh, now the new twist is he is busy bedding a new model? alamak..

no wonder it's so easy to believe melissalam is Mr C lor coz everyone else in their circle are so dumb.

Anonymous said...

Since Princess Calvin don't mind then eveything is ok lor. Fat dog why are you still here? Didn't get the memo har?

Anonymous said...

Fatty dog now act char bor also! Really is a faggot!

Anonymous said...

I can't take anymore of his face! Looks so sicko..

Anonymous said...

U r the fucking dumb one. Your mother must have down's syndrome.

ML has no proof she is not Osama Bin Laden. So r u going to believe she is Osama?

It is up to you to prove who she is.

Not up to her to prove who she is not otherwise she has to prove the whole world understand?

You might as well say ML is Xiaxue.

Stupid spastic kids here.

Anonymous said...

What the fuck? ML has 1001 proves why he is not Osama Bin Laden.

Please have some sense before you lambaste people you moron.

Anonymous said...

Miss L said Mr C hor finds the video funny hor, then why hor Mr C hor ask youtube hor to take down the video hor?

nvm, there are 2 new ones:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qTwmnRxp1i4

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35qwJpgyVhs

Dawn's mother said...

stupid moron down syndrome dog. Go back and lick your ML/CC's sweaty balls. You need your daily supplement. Dawn loves to lick C's balls too, that's how she got the pity cover for 8 days (in one corner, the only idiot on the spread who is not an artiste). You must be addicted yourself, a wannabe like slut Dawn, licking anything just to get some favour!

Anonymous said...

Then why u dont go ask ml to prove she is not Osama. See what she says.

Anonymous said...

Stupid dog your boss says he don't mind so stop loitering around here.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear, why is the video gone. Why youtube listen to them?!

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swd said...

to anon September 4, 2008 10:47 PM

while i love both dw and xx for their wit, i don't see how you can compare their resourceful-ness. just because xx doesn't make her thoughts and opinions oublic abt this whole furore means she's not resourceful? c'mon, you're pulling info from your ass. for all you know, xx has a super secret blog for her thoughts abt this thing.

Anonymous said...

September 4, 2008 10:42 PM, you're 100% correct that if the Aust lapdog (not sidekick, but lapdog) who went to Rmit (Not MIT) hadn't harassed me, his fat master DC's downfall will probably be delayed.

Isn't it funny, that one's lapdog caused its master's downfall?

Aren't the lapdogs normally meant to protect their fat masters? Heh how funny

Anonymous said...

The ladies in CC are aware of the mole from ML's camp.

Downdawn "If you have something that can't be said out, then do not say it. Self protection first."

There are informants against DY and ML but they couldn't say out, because they were afraid of repercussions. But now no more.....

But most of the people who can't speak in public not because they're afraid of ML, but because they're DY/ML's moles and they can only stir shit among the DY haters/cotters behind the scenes, that's why they can't post in broad daylight.

Anonymous said...

I have one question: if CC indeed 'laughed off' the whole video and 'expose' about him, as posted by the guest in CC's blog, why would he demand for the video's removal?

Anonymous said...

Check out Noel/Aussie female mole once again trying to stir shit that ML is from AMK. What BULLSHIT! Fancy denying where one was raised and formed one's childhood memories. Forbes?! Goodness!

https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?postID=3100249461451837454&blogID=3314425838005411776&isPopup=true&page=2

Anonymous said...

I can confirm that anon September 6, 2008 8:48 PM is correct. I grew up in clementi with DC and BC brothers.

Who is this aussie female mole? What info has she leak to ML? How do you know?

(Downdawn "If you have something that can't be said out, then do not say it. Self protection first.") What do you mean?

Anonymous said...

You mean you grew up in clementi with DC and CC brothers. Not BC.. BC is loaded!! and so NOT involved in this shit.

BTW CC is the elder one and DC is younger. So it should be CC and DC. haha how anal of me.

The aussie lapdog isn't so much a mole as a lackey, because a mole actually provides its masters with useful information. Who is she? I know who she is (in real life). So does the SPF. So do CC and BC.

Anonymous said...

typo :p I meant CC, not BC. BC and DM are not invloved.

Anonymous said...

I am still waiting for part II. SAHRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Some of us previously say hor that DM couldn't be ML because DM is more stewpig than princess calvin, not smart enough to be ML. I change my statement.

I think that DM is easily twice or 3 times as smart as Princess Calvin. Why?

For the simple fact that DM didn't set up a blog and posed as a girl waiting for her manicure and having a vagina!!!! for the fact that princess calvin did that, he already earned his spot as the biggest fool in Singapore. and some say JB.

Anonymous said...

DC/CC/ML has only the Aust lapdog to blame.

Anonymous said...

Rumours are usually based on truth.

Anonymous said...

DC was the very first to RSVP XX party!!! LMAO!!!!! He is going to be the big fat mole in the party!!!

ML is also throwing a party on the same day... PRINCESS ONLY! DC is not invited!!!

Anonymous said...

Hmm the same person keeps posting and talking to herself. haha

Anonymous said...

September 6, 2008 10:08 PM, how do you know that he has RSVP-ed? me very far removed from XX, don't know that she got partae....You're someone close to XX? Why wouldn't ML invite his own relative? Haha! Its hilarious that XX would invite ML..haha hwo nice of her

Anonymous said...

September 6, 2008 9:18 PM, the large foreheaded, Australian alien lapdog says that you are me, I am you, and that we have the same IPs. Dawn Wayang, please take note. And of course you know if the IPs are the same. =D I dare to put my credibility with DW on this. DW is the one investigating everything. =D May he expose the all who lie fast.

DW, please take note that September 6, 2008 11:18 PM is the IP of the Australian mole. And take note of her future posts because clearly, they'll be lies for her masters.

Anonymous said...

September 6, 2008 11:35 PM The XX Thumper party is open for general public. Everyone can view it here:

http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=33586774621&ref=mf

You can see all the confirmed guests, including DC. You don't have to be XX friends to view it. dumbo.

go read ML blog... he is also hosting a private party on the same day (after xx posted hers). who is the copycat here?? FOR PRINCESSES ONLY. not for general public.

Anonymous said...

princess calvin wearing a wig, floral dress and make up for his party??

Anonymous said...

omg another wayang ruse. by saying on his blog that he got a party but is PRIVATE, ppl will think he 'outted' himself and ML appeared as a woman which is a ruse to make us think ML =/= CC and that ML is really a high society rich woman. of cos the party won't happen unless he's applying make up and wearing a wig. but I won't put that beyond him. of cos no one will know what happened to the party, cos it's "private".

1 wk later, he'll blog about what a happening scream his party was, and how it was so exclusive and only his fellow suburban princesses attended in full force. all of us peasants didn't get invited to this fictitious non existent event...and we're supposed to think with our thumbs stuck in our mouths 'oh she threw a party and people actually saw her. she must be a woman.'

Anonymous said...

Princess Calvin CARES about everything XX says on her blog. Princess Calvin CARES about everything written here on DawnWayang. Princess Calvin CARES about us laughing at his VIDEOS. He sent his fat dog to monitor everything 24/7 online.HE CARES ABOUT EVERYTHING.

Winner STARTS a Partae. Loser FOLLOWS!!

Anonymous said...

September 6, 2008 11:57 PM, he looks like bajie in journey to the west in the fb pic.

genuine query said...

did DY sux him off too?

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYzQeN9tqZk&feature=related

this one is the best.

Anonymous said...

kekeke... Princess Calvin didn't invite his own borther... he has to attend XX one.

Anonymous said...

how to invite big fat mole to an event that don't exist? secondly, how to invite and hence acknowledge his brother without exposing that he's CC? itz not possible la!! only if he throw a real party, wear a blonde wig, dress, make up and pretend to be a woman lo. why are we giving him tips here? hoho

Anonymous said...

errr princess calvin make a snide attack at xx's party. he say his party is on a yacht at one marina. how come princess calvin dunno how to spell 'update'?


Princess calvin:

UPADATE P.P.S. I would like to clarify that my post excludes peasant parties that invite villagers to common hotel clubs, with free entry, 1-for-1 deals and free entry for students. These parties detract from the party scene in Singapore, make us feel like a 3rd World country, and should be exterminated.

Anonymous said...

Princess Calvin's blog must have been UPADATED by a fat dog.

Anonymous said...

Maybe its a joint effort between 4 of them. princess calvin, princess daniel, fat dog and overseas dog??

Anonymous said...

Another possibility is all 4 are the same person cos ML has split personalities. when trolling here, he's fat dog. when he's blogging he's CC. when posting in the blog, he's DC. when he's stirring shit he's overseas dog. since the ML blog sounds uniform in tone.

Anonymous said...

No lords then is it a lesbian orgy? Who going to fuck all the stoned bitches like this, will it be princess calvin with his strap on dick?

Anonymous said...

why would he need a strap on? he's a real guy.

Anonymous said...

His dick is small that's why he just managed fool everyone into thinking he is a she. Fat dog is such a slut bottom, helikes huge things up his loose ass.

Anonymous said...

so princess calvin can have all the princesses by himself. no need to share lah.

Anonymous said...

Princess Calvin can last meh?

Anonymous said...

its blardy obvious that ML the forbes priestess doesn't exist. Now i really doubt CC's intelligence when he believed he could pull it off.

Dy splashed her whole life in her blog. Everyone knows and could easily find out who she hung out with, who she partied with, thats why we know all those names both female and male she hung out with and could dissect her life so easily and thats why DW can investigate so easily. Her life was an OPEN book

If ML was real, and was such a super hot, super rich, super sexy, super smart friend of hers, she'd have been splashed all over her blog. Even not, we'd have seen at least 1 picture of this friend hanging out with Dy, or a mention of her. Dy is such a big show-off! Look at how she paraded pics of herself with anyone from the middle class and upwards eg bill cheng, allan ooi, etc. Is it mildly possible that there was a hot Forbes friend, educated in cambridge that went unparaded by Dy? of coz not. Even those who did not party with Dy like her scgs friend Amanda Liok was mentioned by people who knew Dy from way back!How can such a character gone under the radar? how could Dy omit this ML's presence in her public diary before ML appeared and was invented? she LOVES showing off that she's acquainted with 'eligible' people. whats more one so close to her?

ML the forbes heiress does not exist, because she's actually a rat lookalike with balls larger than her articially widened eyes.

Anonymous said...

than Dy's artificially widened eyes.

Anonymous said...

September 7, 2008 5:16 AM there is always hope.. VIAGRA

Anonymous said...

I love DW

Anonymous said...

u guys see the comments on his latest blog entry? he is defenceless! I think he given up fighting already liao.

Anonymous said...

The useless fat dog is slacking off!

Anonymous said...

Let's look at these 2 very interesting posts by melissalam on cozycot (not on Dawn Yang thread, it's on the entertainment blogs thread):

Melissalam: IMHO, Nira looks like a typical thai girl in real life. And also a gold digger, she openly asked my friend to buy LV bags for her.

Melissalam: She has a nice pair on a skinny body, that's why they look big. Looks natural to me...saw her as the date of Dawn Yang's agency owner at an event, VIP area of some Martell gig a few months ago.

So Nira should know melissalam. Let's assume that melissalam is not CC (Dawn Yang's agency owner). Then all 3 of them Nira, CC and Melissalam were at the Martell gig a few months ago.

Nira is XX friend. XX can find out from Nira if there is any lady she knows who attended Martell event is a Cambridge graduate and family is in the top 40 Forbe list. I can guess the answer is no!

But if XX asks Nira if there is any guy attended the Martell event who is a Oxford graduate and from a peasant background... there is only one name.

I am sure XX or DW have done some homework before exposing ML identity. thare are too many clues out there. there are too many common friends in the same circles. there are only a handful of names that fit melissalam profile. it's not easy not to get it right. you only need to go out there and ask for it.

Anonymous said...

To all the anons keeping asking for proofs. go read artspraken posts on cozycot:

~~ vintage ML is a guy, not a girl.

~~ The vintage ML either studied or read widely in PPE.

~~ None of the people who makeup ML is a lawyer (or law student...hint hint...).

~~ Lo, and behold, for as mine eyes closed and mine mind engaged the fluff of dreams, i saw a wise man speak to a boy, and spake he thus: "'PPE, not SPS... This is the truth" In my gut, I felt a pang which woke me up, hence I bring you this message. And even as I returned to mine slumber, my sleep was fitful and troubled, and again yonder clouds parted and the wise man waved his philosopher's finger at the boy, as he cleft a cloud in twain: "Tarry not upon the truth, lest ye be the subject of death by a thousand cuts..." I felt fear touch my heart, and the ice cold pangs of fright awakened me, whence I bring you this message.

~~ PPE = Politics, philosophy and Economics. no. none of people who access ML login is legally trained.

~~ I smell Oxford, not Cambridge.

~~ correct if i am wrong, but Darryl Martin is/was a law student. imho, ML's posts are too ignorant of law for ML to be DM.
vintage ML is more like someone who did PPE.

~~ Imho, it does look like the author of ML's blog did PPE. I never believed ML when he said he did SPS. I felt PPE was likelier. ML also said he should have done PPE instead, probably just to throw you off the hook So far, the only evidence that ML is an Oxbridge don is that he is aware of the Hortpark event on 23 August (for Oxbridge Singaporeans) which he openly announced in this thread a couple of times. In that sense, the evidence is circumstantial but does tend to point more to Oxford than Cambridge. My speculation is that ML pointed at Cambridge instead to send the internet mob barking up the wrong tree. Unfortunately for ML, I do not think he expected that, to Singaporean 'peasants', Oxford and Cambridge are neighbours, if not the same place! heehee

~~ The message has greater significance than the messenger.
The message of vintage ML betrays a great deal about his background
Let me deconstruct to reveal: [Melissalam: The Catholic Church has historically kept it's stranglehold on the uneducated peasants through a mix of economic and intellectual methods. Even post-Reformation, the Protestant Church has inherited an internal hierarchy of Elders and Deacons who hold power over the rest of the congregation, albeit divinely ordained.] This is Marx.'s historical materialism The author knows his history from economics angle, from marxist perspective of structural power mechanics. The manner this is drafted in passing, also hints that the author possesses such information at his fingertips, and he is typing it off the cuff. [Melisslam: ….us being a First World Nation with a Third World Mentality. I think think the HDB heartlands are a microcosm of this phenomenon. …...the bourgeoisie would be more than happy to live there. ……., it seems I have walked into a feudal peasant village] Again. Marxist nuance is very loud. Innate tendency to engage in socio-discourses, hence "bourgeoisie".
It takes an economist to write something like "First World Nation with a Third World Mentality". You are reading an economist for sure.
[Melissalam: Coming from old money….] only certain people are capable of this expression! This phrase is a bleeding dead giveaway….It speaks volumes about the author. No other phrase in the "Lady and the Tramp" story reveals as much about melissalam as this phrase. [Melissalam: It's not like they are complete dumps like the council estates in the UK.] Another dead giveaway. I can anticipate what exposure and education he has received from this sentence alone. For Singaporeans who do not understand this word, or never seen a council estate. See http://tls.timesonline.co.uk/article...576778,00.html Council estates are a major topic for socio-policy economists in UK http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Council_house [a Refutation of Sorts] The logic model employed applying Ockham's Razor is another suggestion the author has a grounding in not only economic models (and systemic logic), but also philosophy. [Melisslam: ….blah blah....That's the difference between a shouting match at a playground and making defamatory comments in the adult world….blah blah...I think J.S. Mill was confused, confounded and utterly wrong.] The author is definitely not a lawyer. However, for a singaporean to know JS Mill, the author is shows an affinity to utilitarianism, and again, economics. (JS Mill is not exactly somebody singaporeans know or remember in daily life of a blog)
[Refer to 'Of Peasants and peasants' post on ML's blog] By far, the best post by vintage ML to date, this short parody of Singapore under a (neo?) marxist telescope also speaks volumes about the author. You have someone with a very thorough understanding of power structure; marxist materialism and subjugation of proletariat in order to construct such a parody in a singaporean local flavour. this is not some plagiarised cut & paste work. it is a quite funny and well written parody, which does not seem contrived or painstakingly planned. It seems written ad hoc in a short time, hence my gut feel the author has a great deal of marx and economics in his head. [Melisslam: Peasanthood is a state of being - you can emancipate yourself through a hard work, education and a dash of luck.] ML's words for what Marx said about the proletariat. yes?

~~i visted ML's blog and read the crazy christian posts flooding the blog. hahaha. its very funny that said, ML's blog reads like the journal of Marie Antionette. Like MA, ML's mistake is to dismiss the peasantry. Seemingly unbeknownst to ML, the aristocracy in Singapore are defined by the peasantry. They are mutually reliant, and neither can exist without the other. ML's churlish and arrogant dismissal of the peasantry will be his downfall. Yes. His. p.s. La Guillotine awaits. p.s.s. I think I've going to abandon Moby Dick as bedtime reading, and start on A Tale of Two Cities.

~~ actually that sounded too masculine to be written by a female. (Calling art a babe)

Anonymous said...

Is artspraken clementi anon?

Anonymous said...

who cares? amk or clementi - got diff meh? still HDB flat mah.

but hor - princesses and royalty members can live in flats too. not against the law leh.

there are so many ppl calling themselves princesses and prince charming too. not against the law too leh.

but i got to admit - not many men calling themselves princesses lah. even fag dont do that. but hor - also not against the law mah.

sigh. sad. when a man pretending to be a royal female, .... really speechless.... and in the chat box princess calvin dare to ask if he is handsome. biangz. singapore should have more ang mohs cos if they are ppl like that - singapore will be doom.

lack of education maybe - that's why a man called himself princess. maybe he did not know a man should not be princess. we should forgive his english if that's the case.

Shawnee said...

Has anyone seen her blog lately?! She talks about how great China is in the Olympics with a picture of two adorable doggies. China killed millions of people's pet dogs and cats in the name of the Olympics!


Also in her latest blog she shows a picture of a few black people crossing the street and it is captioned "A curious sight"


WTF?! Is Dawn racist now!?

Anonymous said...

wah liao eh. why u care if one is racist or not har? u sibeh eng izzit? ppl cannot never see black ppl before izzit? ppl cannot be stupid abt the killing of animals in the name of olympics izzit? ppl stupid not against the law ok? stupid ppl is stupid because no education mah, so when one realizes one is stupid, one will go study mah. so if study still doesnt lessen the stupidity, then gone case liao lor - bo bian liao - ok?

Anonymous said...

he tot can remove it. but no! it's still hosted on youtube. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzZqkBbPDqY
those who miss it go view it b4 the full time pricess ask for remover again.

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!!!
(I tot I totally missed it but I didn't!!!!! - Is it really he posing as the princess melissa?!?!?!)

If that's the case - how can he (sorry should be she) sue Xx and all other anonymous readers/commentors?!

Did she (he) really called us peasants?!?!?!?! DEFAMATION!!!!!!! chicken farm?! rear cows?!?!? UNTRUE!!! DEFAMATION!!!!!!!

The princess council?!?!?! (FASLEHOOD TOO!!!!! - dont see any royal blood leh)

Proud of a girl good at sex?! what is there to be proud of?! siao or wat?!

Take down Xx and then the anon IP users one by one?! I'd say the anon IP users take her (him) ALL AT THE SAME TIME AH!!!!!!!

he the only rich peep around here meh?! the whole population pool together can drown him ah!!!

"which chicken farm are u from?" - hello? coming from a cambridge graduate? no wonder. eh. we have KFC liao - dont really need chicken farm hor.

the more i watched the video, more angry i get. such ppl can say 'alimighty struck ppl?!" the ppl here refer to him right?! wah biang. if the author of this blog and the video has concrete evidence that the lady melissa is indeed the vintage author of that so called elite blog - then make sure keep in the safest safe ok?!

he not only insulted ppl but make more ppl dislike dawn yang this way. Are you sure this guy (or princess watever) is on Dawn's side?

If you ask me, I think this guy is OUT TO KILL Dawn Yang in the most cruel way.

If this is the way their co's PR team is salvaging the situation - we PR called it 'damage control' - wah liao eh, they need to really go and be re-educated again lah.

Poor Dawn, she is being made of one of the most hateful persons in Singapore and its all thanks to - THE PRINCESS COUNCIL and HIGH PRINCESS MELISSA!!!!

If Dawn has such people she called friends / allies, she DOES NOT need any enemies. They alrealy sort of kill her one way or another.

I am now really pitying Dawn. She just wants to look beautiful but her 'friends' have to leak out the news on her PS, and who was the genius who provided the photo of her in 1997? And who was the one who leaked out the news that the 'mad forumer was her sister?

I think even her own friends are hating her. SAD CASE.

Sue us the anon readers?! siao ah?! get the law to pass which are the sites that singaporeans cannot access first then say lah!

the anon readers or commentors are merely expressing their thoughts - NOT DEFAMATION!

sibeh dulan lor! if princess melissa is really cc which means that co's PR really sucks!!!!! or very evil to drown their own member, (in this case) dawn yang! (this is my thought - if you want to call it defamation - i can prove it that it is NOT. The reason is simple, it is because of you, Princess Melissa (if you are really Cc), that I began to dislike DAWN YANG. I used to be quite fond of her but because of YOU - LADY OR PRINCESS OR WHATEVER, you people turn me AGAINST dawn!

Anonymous said...

Now the princess is force to eat her words but still wants to act so arrogant. He thinks but by not backing off and maintaining that the fake princess is not him, he has won.

If he truly only wants to blog things unrelated to plastic he can always head down to www.sammyboy.com or start over another ID. why prolong the joke?

Don't like people talking about his ID and plastic? Jolly well fuck off from the internet the both of them.

lun said...

well, dung is forced to admit on national radio that she DID plagarise and therefore apologise.

people do have no choice at times.

so please people, stop talking about this fugly CC / ML okay? it kinda annoys me that people are still talking about him, but this is world wide web la, so i also dont have much of a choice. sob :P

he is not really worth our attention... he is a complete joke, still living in his own princessy world.... unknown LALALA land that is.

but then again, if he want to continue his bull$hit, im sure his bubbles would be burst in near future. hahaaa

Anonymous said...

To lun:

lun, I can see you are one who can identify with the society (This sentence was inspired by Actress Zhang Zhiyi).

Can I ask you a question? You seem really bright to me, honest.

Why did Princess Melissa make DY's situation much worse? As we all know, this self proclaimed Princess has made majority disgusted with DY. - Do you think Melissa is trying to destroy DY in a sneaky way? Afterall, calling the masses and single out XX as queen of peasant - it doesnt take a rocket scientist to know what kind of soul (or mind) this one has.

I have doubts - Melissa is OUT TO DESTROY DY - and doing a good job at that! (I believe I have read some readers who quoted that DY considered 'M' the most beautiful soul among her friends - my goodness, she is not very smart, if you ask me) - What do you think? I am hoping to hear of your views.

And with regard to ML's feelings about DY being a good christian girl - But isn't lying considered a 'law-breaker' in the book of christianity? (ref to her lies about her looks which she attributed to her thai/dutch ancestors). - What is your views on this? Lying is good when it comes to christian teaching? or just princess council's code of conduct?

And calling ppl peasants (which is bad) and then trying to salvage by stating it is a state of mind (failed to salvage) - which means - practically, almost everything is a state of mind - and if we think ML is a fag, a man posing as a female and calling himself a royalty - we are not wrong, by her way of reasoning, yes?

Oh, and one last thing - 'retard' seem to be the only insulting word he used - I think he is closer to the scale of retardness than any of us here - Am I wrong to think that?

Oh, I'm sorry for all these questions. You must be busy unlike some 'elites' who have so much free time hence setting up a blog and wrote many stupid entries.

Oh, very sorry, one last question - in ML's earlier post, he said those in his circle would know who the author of that blog was - but now, he claimed that only 5 of them know and sworn to secrecy! - Is she stupid or do most of us had comprehension problem?

Anonymous said...

ASK THAT MODEL BOSS PRINCESS TO STOP HIS STUPID BULLSHIT CAN!

FUCKER CAN NICE NICE BE BOSS OF MODESL GO PARTY FUCK BITCHES BUT HE GO LADIES FORUM PRETEND HE GIRL! JUST GO THAILAND CUT KUKUJIAO IF HE WANT TO BE AH GUA!

Anonymous said...

haha. i realized some genius has totally cut and paste the question to lun by anon September 14, 2008 8:29 AM on ML's blog.

I too think that question is better off answered by ML herself than lun.

whoever this person is - haha. u r not only good, u r great!

kudos!

lun said...

i think there is another guy with the same nick as me. haha.

my google group nick is 'lun' , and that is why i post as 'lun'. u can click on my name 'lun' here, and u will not find a blog, simply because i do not have one.

not too sure whats e agenda of this guy though.

his blog is http://amanwhohasnothing.blogspot.com/

if u are interested, that is.