Monday, October 27, 2008

more multiple accounts and i am secretly racist! teehee!




Being as white as Michael Jackson has been my lifelong quest.
It is very important to me because not only does it make you look virginal and pure,but being fairer than everybody means that
you are higher class than them!


Racist? me? I don't think so! Teehee! How can an innocent Christian girl like me be secretly racist?


-Snippets from Starblog-

This happened to still be in my bag. Apparently I'm a dirty girl who does not clean out her bags properly lol ;)

I do not clean out between my legs either!!

teehee! But that is not all that's in my bag!!



What nickname would be suitable for a classy girl like me?
hmmm.... *tilts head* Teehee!!
I know!!

And the first thing I shall write about is how xiaxue is trying to look like me!
hmph! How dare she!

But Oh no!! How could I be so stupid!
my IP address shows that im in NYC!! []

they found out ive been sneaking around in DWY's Cbox and forums too !!

What should I do now? Im running out of ideas for nicknames!
I shall pretend to speak like an ah lian! Because they would never expect such a classy princess like me to have such a lousy command of english!! Teehee!!

Looks like the people at GG are not as bimbotic as I thought!
Now I can't post as Fendi in gossipgalore anymore!!

But wait! I have MORE accounts.. this time... in...

It is only for high class good christian girls like me!

Now all i need is a name befitting of my status....



I need more nosejobs!!
In fact, I went to NYC not to study, but to get a better nose!
People have been telling me that my nose has gone out of shape and slanted to one side!
And i MUST fix it!
Sigh... being perfect is such hard work...


Before interning at NYU, I have to double check if there are any good plastic surgrons nearby in case of emergencies!! teehee!

Because One nose job is not nearly enough!!

And of course... No princess is complete without going to etiquette school!! Where they will teach me to sit with my legs closed! teehee!

Of course, because the people at The Purse Forum believe that I am a sweet, kind hearted princess, I absolutely MUST create ANOTHER account just for bashing!

what? only one post?

There's more of course!!


No one will check and see that that blogger account is empty!

Sound familiar?
These are the same things I said using deliriouschic and xoxodoll!!

you can see them HERE


Everyone who is prettier than me must be FAKE and PLASTIC too!!
Xiaxue looks good in pictures because she photoshops it to look like ME ME ME!!
Who cares if im a phoney, and that these girls can't copy me because i am a fake myself ?

I am the best, and most beautiful of them all!!

Friday, October 24, 2008

Help me Wayang!!

Teehee everybody!!
I am totally wasted and therefore, have a brain block!
I have decided to amend my whorish ways ( for awhile,) because here in New York, the rich old men seem to steer clear from me! maybe I need to up my sex appeal and go out without a bra more often! Teehee!!

Some of my readers have come to me for relationship advice, so Dawn wayang now has a "Help me Wayang!" column, Where all you peasants can send in your woes!! Teehee!!


Dear Wayang,
I have started to date someone. She is however a bumpkin. Let me explain

Windy Chen Ying Ying is the typical HDB heartlander who grew up in a usual kampong household with good diligent, honest parents and a brother who unfortunately were dealt a bad hand by fate. Windy however was blessed - she was born with a good brain. Having scoring a high score for her PSLE, she became a Mensa member and now is a writer with more than 20 000 readers everyday. Windy is witty, holds a good conversation and is very fascinating. I enjoy her company extremely one-on-one.

However, Windy cannot escape her roots. You can take the heartlander out of an HDB but you can't take the HDB out of a heartlander. There will always be a rough edge to her. Although I enjoy her company greatly one-on-one, Windy could not associate well with my friends. She is uncomfortable at our socialite parties, and finds it hard to be herself at our gatherings. Windy speaks with a Singaporean accent with Singlish. She curses and swears every ten minutes or so, It is also apparent that she will never truly get along with my parents.

My parents prefer me to date Dolly Yong, a blue-blood like me. Coming from a wealthy family, Dolly is chic, pretty, has a good sense of fashion (although they are all white, a colour that I despise) and moves in the right circles. She is however quite dense and delirious at times, although her social charm conceals this up adequate enough. Like many affluent kids, she attended NYU and does not need to work. She revels all the time, fly around with friends like her; Jonathan fits my social circle like a wig on my bald head - however whenever I am with her, it all feels rather artificial. I don't find her interesting, being exactly like the girls that always threw themselves at me. What was worse that I suspect she had some surgery done to her face and that there are a lot of nasty rumours circling round the duke board, such as having multiple abortions. I also did not like the fact that she was so chummy with other men.

My aunt Marissa advised me to choose Dolly. She said that it does not matter about the rumours or the surgery. She's pretty and rich, and thus, could fit it in my social circles and that was what truly matters. Aunt Marissa strongly disliked Windy and called her a Chao Ah Huay and a dwarf. Aunt Marissa threatens to ignore me and my parents wants to sever all ties with me if I were to date Dolly.

I am in such a dilemma. Windy or Dolly? Should I be with a loud-spoken girl who always never fails to make my day yet a kampong girl? Or should I be with the princess who fits well with my friends but an irritating lasso? Should I choose my happiness or my family?
Dawn Wayang Blodgers, please help me choose!
p.s. this is not plagarism.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Teehee everybody!!

Did you miss me??

As all of you know, I am currently in paris with kennysia!

I have never gone so long without a trip to the doctor, so please excuse the protrusion
on the left side of my cheek!

let me show you some pictures of me in paris!!


Today's Post will be about my accomplishments as a celebrity!!


As most of you know, I have come a long way since 2003 ,
rising to the top to become singapore's most beautiful, sexy and desirable,

And my most famous accomplishment is the most number
of zhao gengs in the history of singapore's records!!

I am very sure that my fans and family are very proud of my achievements!

And because I am such a kind, child-like angelic sex symbol,
I shall share with all you ugly girls how to become like me!!

Of course, First you must convince your parents to pay for all
your surgeries so you can look like me!

Sigh... I am truly God's gift to men...

Count with me!!





and finally!!

Thats all my beloved fans!!
Im totally wasted from all the partying, I need to catch some beauty sleep!

Until next time!!


Sunday, October 5, 2008

A shocking revelation!!


*Comment of the day*

Have I no more real friends left!!
Hmph! How can you expose such things about me!!
I shall find out who you are, and spread that you have a fake nose like me!
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It is not difficult to identify those fierce defensive comments made by dawn as well. In her drunken stupor (dawn is a good drinker and this is one of the rare occasions that she got drunk), dawn admitted to me that she can't go home to rest because she have to delete all those mean comments about her and setting up various accounts to write defensive comments to help herself. When it was proven to be fruitless with all those efforts made to defend herself, meaning she got exposed from those multiple accounts, she seek the help from her boss. That person who helped her is someone who writes well but is extremely sarcastic and light-eared. But that person got exposed for helping dawn and hence he is washing his hands off this matter. It is also not a difficult task to touch her all over in clubs when she just had champagne and wine and will cajole men into buying drinks for her. She also feels that drinking champagne and wine makes her look like a high class rich girl. All her photos reflected her close proximity with different men because she doesn’t mind being touched by them as long as she had some wine and they looked decent and rich enough. She will always forged ignorance when strangers gave her a disgusted glance but in reality, she can't take it lying down and will lost her head completely and start b|tching about those people who gave her that kind of glance, calling them fugly and jealous jerks and bitches. I am very close to her but i find her b|tchy, attention-seeking and promiscuous. Many times, she will ditch us and went off with another man in a flashy car because it was a once in a lifetime opportunity that she could fish up a rich man who don’t mind her distorted face. She have showed evidence that she is single because she admits that she wanted to marry into a wealthy family and has not stopped looking for one who could satisfy her demands. She once stated in her blog that she has other better things to do rather than being a mad forumer but actually, she has been spending lots of time goggling information about herself and creating bogus names to defend herself. When she said that she doesn’t care what people wrote about her, it was actually a reversed statement. She is very bothered and sore with the exposure of her multiple forum nicks and the mean things which people wrote about her online. Dawn also like to post up unflattering pictures of her friends, with herself nicely photoshopped. She will reapply her foundation repeatedly whenever she needs to take a picture with anybody, which is why it shows that she has an overpowdered face, arms and back. The reason why i decided to step in and divulge this as her friend because she has been going around hinting to people that xiaxue is the jealous chao ah lian with a fake nose who set up those parody sites about her. I felt this is an unjustified act done to xiaxue and i hope that xiaxue will clarify on her blog that all these are not done by her because dawn was the one who circulated these rumours about xiaxue. I just find it very contradicting of dawn to say such things about xiaxue when she herself is always using the insinuation approach to convince people that she was nice and innocent one and xiaxue is the evil one. One last thing, she has also mentioned her preference for wearing white clothings because it leaves very little to imagination for those men to want to sleep with her. The exposure of her white undergarments is also a deliberate act because she wants to get those men all hot and bothered about her. For your information, this is not any insider news or anything that was created to harm dawn’s reputation because anyone who is close to dawn or her friends will know all these about her. You will also see why dawn doesn’t have many real friends because all have chosen to be honest and open about her loathsomeness.

October 6, 2008 6:33 AM


New in The Wayang Times!

Dong's dirty linen revealed!

Oh noo!!

Who are these horrible horrible people??

Spreading such untrue rumours about me?

Must be that evil shortie Xiaxue! Only she hates me because she is JEALOUS!

Im such an angel *sigh*

I even have a fan club in facebook!
Its called

*In love with Dawn*

Thats me! Teehee!!

The description goes like this:

♥Can't stop.... Fall in love with .. Our Angel!!♥ She is Dawn! She is so beautiful So approachable None so adourable A Dream Girl comes from Heaven!!

Never mind that my fans can't spell and have the IQ of negative quotient!
They love ME ME ME!!


They even wrote a poem DELICATED to me!

Delicate to our BELOVE DAWN:
You are such a mad sexy cool girl

How does someone turn into you girl

How do you explain
What you do

What you say

How you be

How you play
How you love

How your constantly the same

How you give Never hate
And you dont ever change

Be consistantly that way

Your a mad sexy cool girl,
and I love you the same

We Love you Dawn,
Be strong and always support!!

Seee!!! There are silly little girls who want to be like me!!
And im going to show them how to!!

How does someone turn into you girl ( with plastic surgery of course)
How do you explain What you do ( zhao geng in all your pics!)
What you say
( teehee!)

How you be
How you play ( party all day!)
How you love ( Its easy if he has money)
How your constantly
the same
How you give ( Spread ! Teehee!)
Never hate ( By secretly backstabbing with many nicks)
And you dont ever change
( Destroy and photoshop all old photos)

Be consistantly that way
( frequent trips to Woffles Wu)

Your a mad sexy cool girl,
and I love you the same

There you have it, little preteen fans!
Me Love you long time!
But you must not be prettier than me, or else i will flame you in cozycot!
Love ya'll!

On to Fan Art!!